| There are angels and angels. Like the
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| | are an undocumented immigrantin the
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| cherubs. Like the seraphs. And
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| | United States, you must be a terrorist. I
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| Satan the devil, himself. There are
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| | am not yet finished.
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| prophets and prophets. Like Jesus
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| | The other day, a German government
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| Christ. Like Muhammad. Like Siddhartha
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| | official called George Bush, Jnr. anazi.
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| Guatama. And there areterrorists and
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| | Now come to think of
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| terrorists. Like. . . . Don't think that
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| | it—nazi—fancy word
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| I amgoing to mention Osama Bin Laden. Or
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| | forterrorist. So if you are fighting the
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| some madman wielding a bomb, agun , or a
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| | war on terror, you are aterrorist. If you
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| knife. No! Because there have come to be
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| | are a dictator that goes by the name of
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| many terroristsafter September 11, 2001.
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| | Robert
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| The Shorter Oxford Dictionary on
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| | Mugabe—chasing white farmers and
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| Historical Principles defines theword
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| | your political opponents allover the
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| terrorist as " anyone who attempts to
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| | place, no doubt, you must be a terrorist.
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| further his viewsby a system of coercive
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| | But that is notall.
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| intimidation". But today that
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| | If you are a writer that likes to
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| definitionis relative. Because we are all
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| | "intimidate" yourreaders, you are a
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| terrorists! Forget the Palestiniansuicide
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| | terrorist. If you are a newsman like
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| bombers. Ignore the Muslim
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| | Robin White ofthe BBC, who always asks
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| fundamentalists. Do not think ofthose
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| | his interviewees embarrassing, questions,
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| ones doing havoc in Indonesia, Russia or
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| | youare a terrorist. And if you are a baby
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| East Africa. Andremember not the several
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| | born today, I welcome you,
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| "terrorist" groups mushroomingaround the
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| | "baby" terrorist. Because you have just
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| world. Yes, forget them.
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| | tormented yourmother for nine months.
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| Now, look around you, and you will come
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| | Because she has just passed through
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| to see that you do not have togo too far
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| | terriblebirth pains for your sake.
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| to look for a terrorist. Because that
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| | Perhaps, she died in the process. No
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| husband who turns hiswife into a punching
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| | thanksto a terrorist like you.
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| bag is a terrorist. Because that smoker
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| | And if you folks out there dare post a
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| whocarelessly threw away the butt of his
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| | contrary opinion to thisarticle, then you
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| burning cigarette into the bush,which
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| | are a terrorist! And I will point you out
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| eventually starts a conflagration is a
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| | to George
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| terrorist. Because theworker who goes on
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| | Bush Jnr, and his "lap-dog" Tony Blair.
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| strike to demand better pay is also a
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| | And you will findyourself in the lonely
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| terrorist.
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| | Guantanamo Bay near "dangerous"
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| The list has not ended.
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| | Cubalearning how not to be a terrorist.
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| If you are suspected of producing nuclear
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| | (Something like weeping andgnashing of
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| weapons, especially if youlive in North
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| | teeth.) Call the angels! Call the
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| Korea, you are a terrorist. If it is
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| | prophets! No dialingtone!!
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| thought that youare hiding weapons of
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| | I am done.
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| mass destruction, and your country is
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| | ARTHUR ZULU, The Most controversial
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| called
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| | Writer in the World, is the authorof the
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| Iraq, you are a terrorist. If you are an
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| Arab Muslim from the
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