North Korean Says, "Sorry. Please, Pass The Collection Basket"

Almost immediately after North Korea provokedNorth Korea sent him home with a bouquet of
the world by testing a nuclear weapon, thewailing regrets.
supplicant said, "We're sorry. Please, pass the"How could we have done such a thing?" the
collection basket." The Dennis The Menanceofficial North Korean press agency lamented.
routine was part of the country's shaky policy to"Imagine how wrong we were! Forgive us and
extract as many donations as possible in its bid tohand over our incentives."
support a lavish lifestyle for Kim Jong IL withoutConfident of abundant support after the
the slightest evidence that his country has andeparture of the Chinese dupe, the North Korean
economy.government held a Bordeaux-tilting celebration. It
The repentance was ideally timed to flatter itsseems on the way to achieving every goal it
largest donor nation, China, which sent a nuclearhoped for as a result of its calculated one-two
envoy to discuss the upsetting explosion and, withpunch of nuclear provocation followed with
oriental subtlety, to slap his butt for it. Spying theeffusive repentance.
ideal opportunity to stroke its benefactor, at theMeanwhile, its citizens are left to wonder, amid
same time it might head off pending sanctions,the governmental hoopla, Where's the economy?