Iranian Kook Rejects Nuke Rebuke, Despite Fluke

The combative president of Iran continued tosaying he was for a diplomatic solution, he added,
reject a resolution by Western nations that hisThere must be consequences for Irans defiance,
nation stop its development of the atomic bomband we must not allow Iran to develop a nuclear
for peaceful purposes, even though, throughweapon.
some fluke, inspectors from The InternationalBut hold on just a bit longer, George. The
Atomic Energy Agency discovered new traces ofPentagon has recently estimated that Iran, due to
highly enriched uranium at the bully mullah nationsthe inherent underachievement of its scientific
leading nuclear bomb factory.prowess, would need another five years to
They also discovered traces of the potentiallydevelop an operational nuke. Many consider this an
explosive material as the result of two previousoverestimate.
flukes. But the current fluke was even moreMeanwhile, the calculatingly cautious Europeans are
worrisome: the new nuke traces did not have theonce again enjoying letting us, in taking the lead
same nuclear fingerprints as the previous ones. Intoward a safer and perhaps even saner world,
other words, theyre from a different andcontinue to enhance our reputation as a reliable
curiously troubling source.and worthy trading partner in the Middle East. Just
Of course, the agency is doing its usualto let us go out on the limb even more they
self-examination, saying maybe some of theannounced theyre giving Iran two more weeks to
contaminants came from nuclear enrichmentmake up its already written-in-The-Stone-Age
equipment it bought from sucker providers inintentions.
search of, as Lenin said capitalists would provide,Defiant even in the face of a visit by the
the noose to hang themselves with.ambassador of large talk and little effect, Kofi
The only unequivocal voice continues to be theAnnan, and his vow to address the nuclear issue,
US, in particular, the embattled George Bush, whothe kook has vowed to continue work on his
is right out front about applying sanctions fornuke for the greater glory of Allah.
Irans uncompromising pursuit of nukes. While