| Hear little Kim Jong Il wail, "Wah! Wah!" I need | | | | even mention a haircut that looks as if he shaved |
| more financial aid, and, so I'm going to throw a | | | | it himself with the possible guidance of a stewpot |
| nuclear tantrum, until you give me all the | | | | Are we to heed his cry? Can we possibly provide |
| monetary milk I need. And just to make his point, | | | | enough nourishment to satisfy the desperate |
| he actually did go and set off an underground | | | | child? Of course, not. No financial formula can |
| nuclear test. | | | | make him as healthy as his vigorous Asian rivals. |
| The testy child is afflicted with an oppressive | | | | No matter how much the testy tyke explodes, |
| anomaly. In a world where one Asian newborn | | | | the only remedy for this infant terrible is to |
| after another is growing in a remarkably healthy | | | | change his own behavior, so that he can grow up |
| way, he's just doesn't seem to have the physical | | | | to be his best Korea in a peaceful and likable |
| wherewithal to keep up. | | | | way? |
| Evidently, feeling famished is also affecting his | | | | It shouldn't be an impossible adjustment, especially |
| developing brain. Why else would he wear those | | | | at a time a sibling like communist China is flirting |
| really big, plastic sunglasses and look unusually pale | | | | with extraordinary freedoms such as giving its |
| and strange, ever closer, in fact, to having a face | | | | citizens the right to decide what's for dinner. |
| with what is known as a flat affect. We won't | | | | |