| Background:The 2005 Nobel Peace Prize was
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| | they ever been honored? Let's review what
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| awarded to the IAEA. Don't know who they
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| | they have done.1. They almost
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| are? They are the International Atomic
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| | single-handily defeated the empire of
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| Energy Agency. What did they accomplish?
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| | Japan in WW II while simultaneously
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| I don't know. Did they prevent the
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| | helping the Soviet Union defeat Nazi
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| proliferation of atomic weapons in North
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| | Germany.
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| Korea or Iraq? No. But they meant to and
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| | 2. Their presence in Europe after the
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| that is usually good enough for the Nobel
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| | war maintained peace in Europe for 45
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| Committee. These Norwegians (the Peace
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| | years. Has Europe ever seen 45 years of
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| Center is in Oslo, Norway, not Stockholm
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| | peace?
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| Sweden) are idealists, intentions go a
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| | 3. They were the bulwark of NATO forces
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| long way with them.Let's review some of
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| | that protected Europe (that includes
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| their other stunning awardees.2004-
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| | Norway) from Soviet invasion for 45
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| Wangari Muta Maathai. Already forget who
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| | years.
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| she was? That was just last year. She is
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| | 4. They have kept the peace on the
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| an AIDS activist and environmentalist.
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| | Korean peninsula for the last 50 years.
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| No, she did not get the prize for
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| | 5. They ended the Cold War and communist
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| medicine or chemistry. She received the
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| | hegemony over Eastern Europe.
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| prize for peace. Despite many advanced
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| | 6. They are currently almost
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| college degrees, she is an AIDS
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| | single-handily fighting the international
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| conspiracy nut who thinks that the virus
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| | war on Islamofascism.
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| was created by the western governments to
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| | 7. They are routinely dispatched to
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| destroy Africans. She was supposedly
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| | extinguish small brush fire sized wars
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| selected because she drew attention to
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| | throughout the world.
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| political oppression in her fights with
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| | 8. They are routinely dispatched to feed
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| her home government of Kenya. Drew
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| | starving countries and respond to natural
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| attention? Did she accomplish
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| | disasters such as earthquakes and
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| anything?2002- Jimmy Carter. Really? For
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| | tsunamis.
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| his work, where? North Korea? Haiti? Has
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| | 9. They are the only peacekeepers nobody
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| anything really improved in those two
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| | messes with. They actually keep the
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| countries since his visits? Maybe former
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| | peace.
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| president Carter and the Nobel Peace
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| | 10. They keep international sea lanes
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| Committee should move to either Haiti or
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| | open to trade.That's only ten. I'm sure
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| North Korea. Do you prefer to live in
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| | there are many more. So here is my plan.
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| Haiti and put up with roving gangs? Or is
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| | In order to give the United States'
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| North Korea and their internal security
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| | military a Nobel Prize, we are going to
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| forces better for you. Human rights?
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| | have to invade the Peace Center and
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| Whatever.2001- The UN. Where have they
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| | appoint our own committee members. Then
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| ever gone anywhere and made a difference
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| | we can declare the US military the winner
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| without the US backing them up? But they
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| | of a Peace Prize.We can probably do this
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| have good intentions.1994- Yassar Arafat.
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| | without hurting anybody. I think Norway
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| The father of modern day terrorism who
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| | is the only country in Europe that
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| became a multi-millionaire by stealing
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| | surrendered faster than France in 1940.
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| international aid money from his own
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| | When we arrive on the beaches of Norway
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| people.1990- Mikhail Gorbachev. He
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| | all those Quislings will probably lie
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| thought that he could reform communism
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| | down and surrender.If we have to threaten
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| and make it stronger by giving his people
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| | the use of force we can use this
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| a little freedom. He never understood the
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| | opportunity to test our new F-22 Raptors
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| events that unfolded. You can't give the
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| | and drop some bombs in their fjords. They
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| people a little bit of freedom.1988- UN
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| | will surrender before we kill all of
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| Peacekeepers. An ad-hoc group of soldiers
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| | their lutefisk. Christmas is almost here
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| who usually just stand by and watch
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| | and that is lutefisk season.Besides, what
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| events such as genocide unfold around
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| | have the Norwegians done for anybody
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| them. They will do nothing without the
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| | except send Vikings out to loot, pillage,
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| military backing of the US. In fact, they
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| | and burn villages and monasteries? And
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| tend to sit around and get bored a lot.
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| | they don't like America. They never have.
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| So they bide their time with some
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| | They sailed here before anyone else and
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| favorite activities that include looting,
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| | then turned around and settled Greenland
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| rape and child prostitution.1985-
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| | because they thought that was a nicer
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| International Physicians for the
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| | place to live. Sure, they tend to do well
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| Prevention of Nuclear War. Now that is a
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| | in the Winter Olympics. But that is only
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| noble calling. One problem. This
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| | because every event revolves around
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| organization was a KGB puppet that was
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| | skiing and Norway is covered in snow for
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| organized to try to curb US nuclear
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| | 46 weeks out of the year. This coincides
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| power. It was chaired by Yevgeny Chazov,
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| | nicely with the 46 weeks of vacation the
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| a member of the Central Committee of the
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| | average Norwegian worker receives each
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| Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Now
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| | year.I'm sure the United Nations would
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| that was a pleasant group of peace loving
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| | spring into action and send some
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| people.Ronald Reagan. Oh no, I'm sorry,
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| | peacekeepers in two or three years. We
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| my bad. They didn't give one to him in
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| | can then leave and let the Norwegians
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| 1985/86 when he refused to back down to
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| | bitch slap them around. Meanwhile if the
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| the Soviets with his SDI. Or in 1987,
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| | UN tries sanctioning the US, we can
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| when he gave his "Mr. Gorbachev Tear Down
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| | sanction them. We can withhold more of
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| this Wall" speech. These two events led
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| | our dues, lock them out of their own
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| to the end of World War III, aka, the
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| | building in New York City, and make them
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| Cold War. Conservatives are not allowed
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| | pay their parking tickets.Don't get me
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| to win the prize, even if they do get
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| | started on the UN. Not today.
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| results.What about the US military? Have
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