| The 85 year old black hatted black coated long | | | | being handed off to Hezbollah, Hamas, and the |
| white bearded Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of | | | | insurgents in Iraq to kill American soldiers. What |
| Christianity and Islam shouted out from the cross, | | | | do you have to do to provoke a war in the |
| "The truth shall set you free!" The occupying | | | | Middle East with the Mahdi Army and Syria playing |
| rooster hatted Roman Soldier shouted back, "I'd | | | | possum? The Ayatollahs are not idiots. They have |
| like to thank the brave men and women of the | | | | time on their side and they are breathing in the |
| Roman Empire Armed Forces and their families | | | | nuclear fumes of two American carrier groups |
| for the immense sacrifices they have made. God | | | | parked outside their bedroom windows. |
| Bless Rome." | | | | George Bush has virtually handed Iraq to Iran if |
| It's getting so that you can't even start a new | | | | he leaves now. It's all or nothing now for Junior. |
| war in the Middle East anymore. This week while | | | | Either he goes down in history as America's |
| 2 of George Bush's puppets General David | | | | worst President ever or he shape shifts overnight |
| Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker were | | | | into Winston Churchill by conquering Iran, Iraq and |
| feeding baloney sandwiches to the U.S. House and | | | | Syria for the United States of America. The |
| Senate Israel bombed Syria. Syria turned the | | | | Democrats aren't blocking the funding for the Iraq |
| other cheek. | | | | War because they're too busy playing "They got |
| It's getting so that being the President of the | | | | you in, we'll get you out" with the American |
| United States like George Bush is like being an | | | | voters. |
| SEO Professional. You get your puppets to go to | | | | Today Tony Snow, another George Bush puppet |
| the Capitol and spam the keywords "Iran Nukes | | | | auditoned for Saturday Night Live. Tony Snow |
| Bad", "Syria Nukes Bad", "North Korea Nukes | | | | said, "Victory is defined as helping the Iraqis |
| Bad", "Al Qaeda Nukes Bad". In the middle of all of | | | | develop the capability of defending themselves |
| this keyword spamming in the American Congress | | | | and governing themselves." Pontius Pilate said the |
| Israel bombs Syria. George Bush's speech | | | | same thing to the Emperor Tiberius but he had a |
| tomorrow night was supposed to be about the | | | | problem with his timing and delivery so he didn't |
| beginning of all out war in the Middle East between | | | | make it. Ambassador Ryan Crocker also |
| Saudi Arabia and their puppet George Bush | | | | auditioned for Saturday Night Live. He said, "I see |
| against Syria and Iran, all of the Middle East oil | | | | encouraging signs on the diplomatic level. The |
| goes to the winner. | | | | Saudis are preparing to reopen their embassy in |
| The elder George Bush sits on the board of the | | | | Baghdad for the first time since 2003." They are |
| House of Saud. His Chairman is Saudi King | | | | opening a branch office. |
| Abdullah. The Saudi Bin Laden family financed the | | | | On a lighter note, Ramadan and Rosh Hashanah |
| oil company of George W. Bush. President Bush | | | | began tonight. The Muslim people will be fasting |
| joked last week that he was looking forward to | | | | from dawn till dusk for a month, and eating and |
| his retirement making speeches as if we didn't | | | | smoking from water pipes all night for a month, |
| know that Saudi King Abdullah has already paid | | | | like the Jewish coeds at Brigham Young University. |
| the Bushes billions of Euros into Swiss bank | | | | George Bush is poised to tell America and the |
| accounts in the name Decider Jr. Investments Ltd. | | | | world that he is going to take the advice of his |
| A guy is entitled to make a living and support his | | | | puppet General David Petraeus and bring home |
| daughters. King Abdullah is paying both George | | | | the 30,000 troops he just sent over next |
| Bushes to conquer all of the Middle East oil for | | | | summer so that the American people see the |
| him. Then he will buy china with the proceeds. His | | | | troops coming home during the Presidential |
| wives love Waterford. | | | | debates and vote Republican. He also wants to |
| The reason that the United States sent 30,000 | | | | give the appearance of wanting to end the war |
| more troops to Iraq was to conquer the Middle | | | | before going for the jugular. If all goes according |
| East oil fields this week with weapons of mass | | | | to Saudi King Abdullah's plan, by next summer |
| destruction but Syria didn't take the bait. The leak | | | | Barbara and Jenna Bush will be suntanning at the |
| is that Israel bombed a munitions dump in | | | | George Bush Palace Hotel and Casino in a Tehran |
| Northern Syria because it contained Iranian and | | | | mysteriously devoid of any Shiites, something |
| get this, North Korean weapons which were then | | | | about smallpox. |