| The 85 year old black hatted black coated | | | | Hezbollah, Hamas, and the insurgents in Iraq |
| long white bearded Jewish born Rabbi and | | | | to kill American soldiers. What do you have |
| Messiah of Christianity and Islam shouted out | | | | to do to provoke a war in the Middle East |
| from the cross, "The truth shall set you | | | | with the Mahdi Army and Syria playing possum? |
| free!" The occupying rooster hatted Roman | | | | The Ayatollahs are not idiots. They have time |
| Soldier shouted back, "I'd like to thank the | | | | on their side and they are breathing in the |
| brave men and women of the Roman Empire Armed | | | | nuclear fumes of two American carrier groups |
| Forces and their families for the immense | | | | parked outside their bedroom windows. |
| sacrifices they have made. God Bless Rome." | | | | |
| | | | George Bush has virtually handed Iraq to Iran |
| It's getting so that you can't even start a | | | | if he leaves now. It's all or nothing now for |
| new war in the Middle East anymore. This week | | | | Junior. Either he goes down in history as |
| while 2 of George Bush's puppets General | | | | America's worst President ever or he shape |
| David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker | | | | shifts overnight into Winston Churchill by |
| were feeding baloney sandwiches to the U.S. | | | | conquering Iran, Iraq and Syria for the |
| House and Senate Israel bombed Syria. Syria | | | | United States of America. The Democrats |
| turned the other cheek. | | | | aren't blocking the funding for the Iraq War |
| | | | because they're too busy playing "They got |
| It's getting so that being the President of | | | | you in, we'll get you out" with the American |
| the United States like George Bush is like | | | | voters. |
| being an SEO Professional. You get your | | | | |
| puppets to go to the Capitol and spam the | | | | Today Tony Snow, another George Bush puppet |
| keywords "Iran Nukes Bad", "Syria Nukes Bad", | | | | auditoned for Saturday Night Live. Tony Snow |
| "North Korea Nukes Bad", "Al Qaeda Nukes | | | | said, "Victory is defined as helping the |
| Bad". In the middle of all of this keyword | | | | Iraqis develop the capability of defending |
| spamming in the American Congress Israel | | | | themselves and governing themselves." Pontius |
| bombs Syria. George Bush's speech tomorrow | | | | Pilate said the same thing to the Emperor |
| night was supposed to be about the beginning | | | | Tiberius but he had a problem with his timing |
| of all out war in the Middle East between | | | | and delivery so he didn't make it. Ambassador |
| Saudi Arabia and their puppet George Bush | | | | Ryan Crocker also auditioned for Saturday |
| against Syria and Iran, all of the Middle | | | | Night Live. He said, "I see encouraging signs |
| East oil goes to the winner. | | | | on the diplomatic level. The Saudis are |
| | | | preparing to reopen their embassy in Baghdad |
| The elder George Bush sits on the board of | | | | for the first time since 2003." They are |
| the House of Saud. His Chairman is Saudi King | | | | opening a branch office. |
| Abdullah. The Saudi Bin Laden family financed | | | | |
| the oil company of George W. Bush. President | | | | On a lighter note, Ramadan and Rosh Hashanah |
| Bush joked last week that he was looking | | | | began tonight. The Muslim people will be |
| forward to his retirement making speeches as | | | | fasting from dawn till dusk for a month, and |
| if we didn't know that Saudi King Abdullah | | | | eating and smoking from water pipes all night |
| has already paid the Bushes billions of Euros | | | | for a month, like the Jewish coeds at Brigham |
| into Swiss bank accounts in the name Decider | | | | Young University. George Bush is poised to |
| Jr. Investments Ltd. A guy is entitled to | | | | tell America and the world that he is going |
| make a living and support his daughters. King | | | | to take the advice of his puppet General |
| Abdullah is paying both George Bushes to | | | | David Petraeus and bring home the 30,000 |
| conquer all of the Middle East oil for him. | | | | troops he just sent over next summer so that |
| Then he will buy china with the proceeds. His | | | | the American people see the troops coming |
| wives love Waterford. | | | | home during the Presidential debates and vote |
| | | | Republican. He also wants to give the |
| The reason that the United States sent 30,000 | | | | appearance of wanting to end the war before |
| more troops to Iraq was to conquer the Middle | | | | going for the jugular. If all goes according |
| East oil fields this week with weapons of | | | | to Saudi King Abdullah's plan, by next summer |
| mass destruction but Syria didn't take the | | | | Barbara and Jenna Bush will be suntanning at |
| bait. The leak is that Israel bombed a | | | | the George Bush Palace Hotel and Casino in a |
| munitions dump in Northern Syria because it | | | | Tehran mysteriously devoid of any Shiites, |
| contained Iranian and get this, North Korean | | | | something about smallpox. |
| weapons which were then being handed off to | | | | |